AllAmericanBoyNextDoor

As you read my blog, it will become obvious to you that no subject about male models is too controversial for me to discuss. I also don’t mince words. By that, I mean that I am blunt and don’t mind using slang, even at the expense of having a professional sounding blog entry. I try not to be vulgur, and occasionally I will use biological terminology, but I’m just as likely to say dick or cock instead of penis, for example; or ass instead of posterior. Today’s topic is centered around boners. One of the biggest fears males have about being nude in a non-sexual situation is getting a stiffy at an inappropriate time. As a figure model, this can be a problem. With a lot of the modeling I do, especially for photographers, getting hard is not only not a problem, but sometimes requested.

Kerik - Partial Erection

But generally, when you’re in a classroom setting, it’s not a good thing. Does it happen to guys sometimes? Yes. However, there are ways to avoid it. Now some of you are saying, “WHAT? I can’t get hard unless I try to,” there are others of us, like me, who require no physical stimulation at all to get hard. I remember being bored in seventh grade science class and just getting wood because the wind was blowing outside. So, for those of you who are like me, it can be a problem when you’re in a class. Just the thought of all those clothed people, staring at my naked body, looking at my dick and balls, or my ass, or all of the above, creates a certain excitement that can cause spontaneous arousal. How do you avoid this? I have several strategies that have worked well.

1. Forget that you are naked! I know it sounds ridiculous, but basically, after a few minutes, I forget that I’m naked. It becomes a non-issue.

2. Don’t look at yourself! This helps with making number 1 above work. If you are in a pose that requires you to look at yourself, you will find it more difficult to forget that you are naked.

3. Listen to the instructor during the class. Even though I can’t see what the students are drawing, listening to him/her critique the students’ drawings is interesting and educational.

4. If you feel some stirrings down below, don’t panic! Panic will only make it worse, that is, bigger, faster. Instead, have a distraction. For example, I was doing some modeling one day, and the instructor had put a hand on my hip while explaining something to the students. This reminded me that I was naked because I was touched on a spot that normally wouldn’t be exposed. I felt some stirring, my cock started to grow. However, I was in the middle of doing renovations on my house and there were many tasks I was trying to coordinate. So, to distract myself, I just started going over all the tasks, and figuring out the order I needed to do them in. You can use other distractions such as school work, televisions shows, vacation planning, or figuring out what you’d do if you won a million dollars. While I did get a partial boner, I was able to stop it from going to full mast and then get it to go back down.

Kerik - Unintended Erection

5. Jack off before class. Before I head to class, I sit down in front of my favorite Internet porn and shoot my load. After you shoot, make sure you get it all out. You know how to do it, just run your hand up your shaft to squeeze out the part that didn’t quite make it out when you spewed. You don’t want this dripping out while you’re naked later. This trick works folks. The one time I had a partial boner was the one time I didn’t have a chance to jack off before class.

6. If you’ve never done nude figure modeling for a class before, it doesn’t hurt to ask the instructor what to you should do if you do have an erection. Some will say, just don’t worry about it. Others will say, just cover it up. I think once you’ve established yourself with a particular instructor and built a level of trust and then if you do get a boner, it’s not a big deal. If it happens the first time you model, that might raise an eyebrow.

The other thing to remember about figure modeling is that it’s a lot of hard work. It doesn’t sound like it will be, but just try getting into a pose that you think is comfortable and then stay that way, without moving, for fifteen minutes. Unless you are totally relaxed, you’ll be surprised at how tired some of your muscles get. The most important thing to remember, and the one that will win you the most points with the instructors: Show up and show up on time! If something comes up that prevents you from making it, call! If you are consistently showing up on time, you will get asked back, even if you happen to sport wood once in awhile.